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YOU SAID:

suicide is no joke. Don't commit, call today.

INTO JAPANESE

自殺は冗談ではない。コミットしないで、今日電話してください。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Suicide is not a joke. Please do not commit, please call me today.

INTO JAPANESE

自殺は冗談ではありません。しないでください、私に今日電話してください。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

the armrests.

INTO JAPANESE

しないでください。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

the armrests.

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