YOU SAID:
suicide is a good thing today yesterday potato
INTO JAPANESE
今日は自殺が今日はいいことです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Today is suicide today is a good thing
INTO JAPANESE
今日は自殺です今日は良いことです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Today is suicide Today is a good thing
INTO JAPANESE
今日は自殺です今日はいいことです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Today is suicide Today is a good thing
That didn't even make that much sense in English.