YOU SAID:
suddenly, the earth shook with the immense tastiness of cupcakes, and then a huge thing came and ate the universe and all unicorns
INTO JAPANESE
突然、カップケーキのとてつもない美味しさで地球が揺れ、そして巨大なものがやって来て、宇宙とすべてのユニコーンを食べました.
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Suddenly, the earth shook with the tremendous deliciousness of the cupcakes, and then a giant one came and ate the universe and all the unicorns.
INTO JAPANESE
突然、カップケーキのとてつもない美味しさで地球が揺れ、そして巨大なものがやって来て、宇宙とすべてのユニコーンを食べました.
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Suddenly, the earth shook with the tremendous deliciousness of the cupcakes, and then a giant one came and ate the universe and all the unicorns.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.