YOU SAID:
Suddenly, said the printing press, screeching in pain.
INTO JAPANESE
突然、印刷を押すと、痛みで金切り声を言った。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Suddenly, the printing press said screamed in pain.
INTO JAPANESE
突然、印刷機は痛みで悲鳴と述べた。
That didn't even make that much sense in English.