YOU SAID:
sucking through a straw hurts my tongue
INTO JAPANESE
わらを通して吸うことは私の舌を傷つけます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Sucking through the straw hurts my tongue
INTO JAPANESE
わらを通して吸うと私の舌が痛くなる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Sucking through the straw makes my tongue hurt
INTO JAPANESE
わらを通して吸うと私の舌が痛くなる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Sucking through the straw makes my tongue hurt
That didn't even make that much sense in English.