YOU SAID:
sucide is wrong but if you jump of a bridge and yell parkour its a failed stunt, that's exactly what old people do
INTO JAPANESE
自殺は間違っていますが、橋を飛び越えてパルクールを叫ぶと、スタントは失敗します。それはまさに高齢者がしていることです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Suicide is wrong, but if you jump over the bridge and shout parkour, the stunt will fail. That's exactly what the elderly do.
INTO JAPANESE
自殺は間違っていますが、橋を飛び越えてパルクールを叫ぶと、スタントは失敗します。それはまさに高齢者がしていることです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Suicide is wrong, but if you jump over the bridge and shout parkour, the stunt will fail. That's exactly what the elderly do.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.