YOU SAID:
Subscribe or a spider will be in your bed tonight.
INTO JAPANESE
購読しないと今夜あなたのベッドに蜘蛛が入りますよ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you don't subscribe you'll have a spider in your bed tonight.
INTO JAPANESE
購読しないと、今夜あなたのベッドに蜘蛛が現れるでしょう。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you don't subscribe, there will be spiders in your bed tonight.
INTO JAPANESE
購読しないと、今夜あなたのベッドにクモが現れるでしょう。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you don't subscribe, there will be spiders in your bed tonight.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.