YOU SAID:

Stupid sentences cause bits of brain tissue to metamorphose into parasitic worms that make the reader sing nursery rhymes baxkwards while standing in toilets, so don't read any stupid sentences.

INTO JAPANESE

愚かな文章は、読者がトイレに立っている間に読者に童謡を唄わせる寄生虫の虫に変態させるので、どんな愚かな文章も読まないでください。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Do not read foolish sentences as parasite worms that will make readers sing nursery rhymes while standing in the toilet, so do not read any stupid sentences.

INTO JAPANESE

愚かな文章を、トイレに立っている間に読者に童謡を歌わせるような寄生虫の虫として読まないでください。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Do not read foolish sentences as parasitic worms that will make your readers sing nursery rhymes while standing in the toilet.

INTO JAPANESE

トイレに立っている間あなたの読者が童謡を歌うようになる寄生虫として愚かな文を読んではいけません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Do not read foolish sentences as parasites that your readers will sing nursery rhymes while standing in the toilet.

INTO JAPANESE

あなたの読者がトイレに立っている間、童謡を歌う寄生虫として愚かな文を読んではいけません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

While your readers stand on the toilet, do not read foolish sentences as parasites singing nursery rhymes.

INTO JAPANESE

読者がトイレの上に立っている間は、童謡を歌っている寄生虫として愚かな文を読んではいけません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

While the reader is standing on the toilet, do not read foolish sentences as a parasite singing nursery rhymes.

INTO JAPANESE

読者がトイレの上に立っている間、愚かな文を寄生虫歌う童謡として読んではいけません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

While the reader is standing on the toilet, do not read foolish sentences as parasite singing nursery rhymes.

INTO JAPANESE

読者がトイレの上に立っている間、愚かな文を寄生虫歌う童謡として読んではいけません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

While the reader is standing on the toilet, do not read foolish sentences as parasite singing nursery rhymes.