YOU SAID:
stupid i am because he likes turtles just like me pooping in the shower
INTO JAPANESE
シャワーでうんちをするのと同じようにカメが好きだからバカ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm stupid because I like turtles as much as I poop in the shower
INTO JAPANESE
私はシャワーでうんちをするのと同じくらいカメが好きなので私は愚かです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm stupid because I like turtles as much as I poop in the shower
That's deep, man.