YOU SAID:

Stuff isn't on fire. The fire is on them.

INTO JAPANESE

ものは、火災ではありません。火は、それらには。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The fire is not. Fire on them.

INTO JAPANESE

火災ではありません。それらに発生します。

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Fire is not. Happen to them.

INTO JAPANESE

火災ではありません。彼らに起こる。

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Fire is not. Happen to them.