YOU SAID:
stop you almost made me drop my croissant!
INTO JAPANESE
あなたを止めろほとんどクロワッサンをやめさせてくれた!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Stop you and almost let me stop the croissant!
INTO JAPANESE
あなたを止めて、ほとんどクロワッサンを止めさせてください!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Stop you and let me almost stop the croissant!
INTO JAPANESE
あなたを止めて、クロワッサンをほとんど止めさせてください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Stop you and let the croissant stop almost.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたを止めて、クロワッサンをほとんど止めさせる。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Stop you and almost stop the croissant.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたを止めて、ほとんどクロワッサンを止めます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Stop you and almost stop the croissant.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.