YOU SAID:
stones in my cold one they're trying to make me stone cold (sober)
INTO JAPANESE
彼らが私を作るしようとしている私の風邪 1 石石 (しらふ)
BACK INTO ENGLISH
They make me trying my Cold Stone 1 stone (sober)
INTO JAPANESE
彼らは、私の冷たい石 1 石 (冷静) をしようとしている私
That didn't even make that much sense in English.