YOU SAID:
Stinky blue men assault my pet dog
INTO JAPANESE
臭い青い男が私のペットの犬を襲う
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A stinking blue man hits my pet dog
INTO JAPANESE
臭い青い男が私のペットの犬に当たる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A stinking blue man hits my pet dog
You've done this before, haven't you.