YOU SAID:
stick a flower up my nose
INTO JAPANESE
私の鼻を花をスティックします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Stick the flowers on my nose.
INTO JAPANESE
花を私の鼻にこだわる。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The flower stick to my nose.
INTO JAPANESE
花は、私の鼻に付きます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Flowers was preceded by my nose.
INTO JAPANESE
花は、私の鼻が先行しました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Flowers was preceded by my nose.
Come on, you can do better than that.