YOU SAID:
Step on a crack, break your mama's back
INTO JAPANESE
亀裂を踏んで、ママの背中を壊してください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Step on the crack and break mom's back
INTO JAPANESE
亀裂を踏んでお母さんの背中を壊す
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Step on the crack and break the mother's back
INTO JAPANESE
亀裂を踏んで母親の背中を壊す
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Step on the crack and break the mother's back
That didn't even make that much sense in English.