YOU SAID:
Step on a crack and break your mums back
INTO JAPANESE
亀裂を踏んで母親を打ち負かしてください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Step on the cracks and beat your mother
INTO JAPANESE
亀裂を踏んで母親を殴りなさい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Step on the crack and hit your mother
INTO JAPANESE
亀裂を踏んでお母さんを殴ってください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Step on the crack and hit your mom.
INTO JAPANESE
亀裂を踏んでお母さんを殴ってください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Step on the crack and hit your mom.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.