YOU SAID:
Stay home if you sick, come over if you thick
INTO JAPANESE
病気なら家にいて、もし厚ければ来て
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you are sick, stay at home, if you are thick, come
INTO JAPANESE
病気のときは家にいて、病気のときは来て
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Stay home when you are sick, come when you are sick
INTO JAPANESE
病気のときは家にいて、病気のときは来て
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Stay home when you are sick, come when you are sick
That didn't even make that much sense in English.