YOU SAID:
Stay calm, Microsoft Mary! Keep. Your. Cool. Uh-Oh. Tantrum. Coming. On. Now!
INTO JAPANESE
落ち着いて、マイクロソフトのメアリー! 冷静でいてください。 うわっ、かんしゃくが起こります。 今起きます!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Calm down, Mary from Microsoft! Stay calm. Ugh, tantrums coming. Coming up now!
INTO JAPANESE
落ち着いて、マイクロソフトのメアリーさん!落ち着いて。あぁ、癇癪を起こしそう。今から始めます!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Calm down, Mary from Microsoft! Calm down. Oh, I'm about to have a tantrum. I'm starting now!
INTO JAPANESE
落ち着いて、マイクロソフトのメアリーさん!落ち着いて。ああ、もう癇癪を起こしそう。今から始めます!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Calm down, Mary from Microsoft! Calm down. Oh, I'm about to have a tantrum. I'm starting now!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.