YOU SAID:
starwars sharted in my face so hard that i han an aneurism
INTO JAPANESE
スターウォーズは私の顔を一生懸命に削ったので、私は動脈瘤を患っています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have an aneurysm because Star Wars sharpened my face so hard
INTO JAPANESE
スターウォーズが私の顔を激しく削ったので、動脈瘤があります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Star Wars sharpened my face so there is an aneurysm
INTO JAPANESE
スターウォーズは私の顔を鋭くしたので、動脈瘤があります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Star Wars sharpened my face so there is an aneurysm
That didn't even make that much sense in English.