YOU SAID:
stahhp I coulda dropped ma croissant
INTO JAPANESE
stahhp ma クロワッサンを落とさなかんだことができます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I can do without dropping croissants.
INTO JAPANESE
私はクロワッサンを落とすことがなく行うことができます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I can do without dropping croissants.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.