YOU SAID:
Stab yourself and kiss someone.
INTO JAPANESE
自分を刺すし、誰かのキスします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My prick and then kiss someone.
INTO JAPANESE
私の刺し傷は、誰かにキスします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My stab wound will kiss someone.
INTO JAPANESE
私の刺し傷は誰かにキスします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My stab wound will kiss someone.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.