YOU SAID:
staaaahp i coulda dropped my croissant
INTO JAPANESE
staaaahp私couldaは私のクロワッサンを落とした
BACK INTO ENGLISH
staaaahp I coulda dropped my croissant
INTO JAPANESE
staaaahp私は私のクロワッサンを落とすことができた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
staaaahp I was able to drop my croissant
INTO JAPANESE
staaaahp私は私のクロワッサンを落とすことができた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
staaaahp I was able to drop my croissant
That didn't even make that much sense in English.