YOU SAID:
squishy squashy time to go potty toilet paper time to eat capers table chair eating with pears eat meat from my feet
INTO JAPANESE
私の足から肉を食べる梨で食べるテーブルの椅子
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Eating in eating meat from the legs of my pear table chairs
INTO JAPANESE
私の梨のテーブルの椅子の脚から肉を食べることで食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Eating in eating meat from the legs of my pear table chairs
That didn't even make that much sense in English.