YOU SAID:
Squirt squirt squirt goes the lotion on the tatas.
INTO JAPANESE
ホヤ ホヤ ホヤ、tatas のローションになります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hoya Hoya Hoya, tatas lotion.
INTO JAPANESE
Hoya ホヤ ホヤ、tatas ローション。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hoya Hoya Hoya, tatas lotion.
Come on, you can do better than that.