YOU SAID:
Squidward T-poses for 1 second for every like this post gets
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この投稿が取得するごとに1秒間Squidward Tポーズ
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Squidward T pose for 1 second each time this post gets
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Squidward Tがこの投稿を取得するたびに1秒間ポーズを取る
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Pause for 1 second each time Squidward T gets this post
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Squidward Tがこの投稿を受け取るたびに1秒間一時停止する
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Pauses for 1 second each time Squidward T receives this post
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Squidward Tがこの投稿を受信するたびに1秒間一時停止します
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Pauses for 1 second each time Squidward T receives this post
That didn't even make that much sense in English.