YOU SAID:
squidward goes to work one day and cracks open mr krabs head with a hammer and starts eating him insides
INTO JAPANESE
イカルドはある日仕事に行き、ハンマーでカーニの頭を割って開き、中身を食べ始めます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
One day Icardo goes to work, breaks Krabs' head with a hammer, opens it, and begins eating the contents.
INTO JAPANESE
ある日、イカルドは仕事に行き、ハンマーでクラブスの頭を折って開き、中身を食べ始めます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
One day, Icardo goes to work, breaks the clubs' head with a hammer, opens it, and begins eating the contents.
INTO JAPANESE
ある日、イカルドは仕事に行き、ハンマーでクラブの頭を壊し、それを開けて、中身を食べ始めます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
One day, Icardo goes to work, breaks the club's head with a hammer, opens it, and begins eating its contents.
INTO JAPANESE
ある日、イカルドは仕事に行き、ハンマーでクラブの頭を折って開き、中身を食べ始めます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
One day, Icardo goes to work, breaks the club's head with a hammer, opens it, and begins eating its contents.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.