YOU SAID:
Squeeze me and then jump off a bridge
INTO JAPANESE
私を絞ってから橋から飛び降りる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Squeeze me and then jump off the bridge
INTO JAPANESE
私を絞ってから橋から飛び降りる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Squeeze me and then jump off the bridge
That didn't even make that much sense in English.