YOU SAID:
spread my legs open and call me mister obama
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私の足を広げると私をミスターオバマと呼ぶ
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Spread my legs and call me Mr. Obama
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私の足を広げ、私のオバマ氏を呼び出す
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Spread my legs and call my Mr Obama
INTO JAPANESE
私の足を広げ、私 Mr オバマを呼び出す
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Spread my legs and call me Mr Obama
INTO JAPANESE
私の足を広げ、私のオバマ氏を呼び出す
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Spread my legs and call my Mr Obama
INTO JAPANESE
私の足を広げ、私 Mr オバマを呼び出す
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Spread my legs and call me Mr Obama
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