YOU SAID:
spiders are disgusting creatures who’s souls are as dark as my dads farts.
INTO JAPANESE
クモは私の父親がおならをするのと同じくらい暗い魂である嫌な生き物です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Spiders are evil creatures whose souls are as dark as my father does.
INTO JAPANESE
クモは私の父がするのと同じくらい暗い魂を持つ邪悪な生き物です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A spider is an evil creature with a soul as dark as my father does.
INTO JAPANESE
クモは私の父がするのと同じくらい暗い魂を持つ邪悪な生き物です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A spider is an evil creature with a soul as dark as my father does.
You've done this before, haven't you.