YOU SAID:
spider-man did a rad kick flip and punched my dad in his face and then comitted tax fraud
INTO JAPANESE
スパイダーマンはラッドキックフリップをし、父を顔に殴り、脱税を犯した
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Spider-Man did a rud kick flip, hit his father in the face and committed tax evasion
INTO JAPANESE
スパイダーマンは無礼なキックフリップをし、父親を顔にぶつけて脱税を犯した
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Spider-Man did a rude kickflip, bumped his father in the face and evaded tax
INTO JAPANESE
スパイダーマンは失礼なキックフリップをし、父親を顔にぶつけて脱税した
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Spider-Man did rude kickflip, hit his father in the face and evaded tax
INTO JAPANESE
スパイダーマンは失礼なキックフリップをし、父親を顔にぶつけて脱税した
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Spider-Man made a rude kickflip and evaded tax by hitting his father on his face
INTO JAPANESE
スパイダーマンは、父親を顔にぶつけて失礼なキックフリップを行い、脱税しました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Spider-Man evaded tax by hitting his father against his face and doing a rude kickflip
INTO JAPANESE
スパイダーマンは父親を顔にぶつけて失礼なキックフリップをすることで脱税しました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Spider-Man evaded tax by bumping his father in the face and doing a rude kickflip
INTO JAPANESE
スパイダーマンは父親の顔をぶつけて失礼なキックフリップをして税金を逃れた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Spider-Man hit his father's face and made a rude kickflip to escape taxes
INTO JAPANESE
スパイダーマンは父親の顔を殴り、税金を逃れるために失礼なキックフリップを作りました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Spider-Man hit his father's face and made a rude kickflip to escape taxes
That didn't even make that much sense in English.