YOU SAID:
Spider eats tentacle, tentacle eats spider, everyone happy
INTO JAPANESE
クモが触手を食べる、触手がクモを食べる、みんな幸せ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Spiders eat tentacles, tentacles eat spiders, everyone is happy
INTO JAPANESE
クモは触手を食べる、触手はクモを食べる、みんな幸せ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Spiders eat tentacles, tentacles eat spiders, everyone is happy
That didn't even make that much sense in English.