YOU SAID:
Speaking backwards I do, for like this japanese is.
INTO JAPANESE
後方に話すとすれば、この日本語のようです.
BACK INTO ENGLISH
i would talk back, so japan japanese.
INTO JAPANESE
私は口答え、だから日本します.
BACK INTO ENGLISH
i answer back, so japan.
INTO JAPANESE
返事は、日本では.
BACK INTO ENGLISH
the answer is japan.
INTO JAPANESE
答えは日本です.
BACK INTO ENGLISH
the answer is japan.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.