YOU SAID:
Speak of the devil. The world wears no pants.
INTO JAPANESE
噂をすれば影。世界はズボンをはかっていない。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you make a rumor, it's a shadow. The world is not wearing pants.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが噂を作るなら、それは影です。世界はズボンをはいていない。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you make a rumor, it's a shadow. The world is not wearing pants.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.