YOU SAID:

Speak gibberish sir but I will eat my eyes haha

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ちんぷんかんぷんサーに話すが、私の目の母を食べる

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Gibberish. eat my eyes my mother told Sir

INTO JAPANESE

ちんぷんかんぷんです。私の目は、私の母言った先生を食べる

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It is Tin Panhan. My eyes eat my teacher who said my mother

INTO JAPANESE

それはティンパンハンです。私の母は言った私の先生が私の目を食べる

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It is Timpan Han. My mother said my teacher eats my eyes

INTO JAPANESE

それはTimpan Hanです。私の母は私の先生が私の目を食べると言った

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That is Timpan Han. My mother said my teacher will eat my eyes

INTO JAPANESE

それはTimpan Hanです。私の母は私の先生が私の目を食べると言った

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That is Timpan Han. My mother said my teacher will eat my eyes