YOU SAID:
Spank my celery and call me Cindy
INTO JAPANESE
私のセロリをたたいて、私をシンディと呼ぶ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hit my celery and call me Cindy.
INTO JAPANESE
私のセロリをヒットし、私をシンディと呼びます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hit my celery and call me Cindy.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.