YOU SAID:
Spank monkeys to convince them to behave appropriately
INTO JAPANESE
猿を適切に振る舞わせる
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Make monkeys behave properly
INTO JAPANESE
サルを適切に動作させる
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Make monkeys work properly
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サルを適切に機能させる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Make monkeys work properly
That's deep, man.