YOU SAID:
South Parker goes to r/tifu, never comes back
INTO JAPANESE
サウスパーカーはr/tifuに行き、二度と戻ってこない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
South Parker went to r/tifu and never came back
INTO JAPANESE
サウスパーカーはr/tifuに行って二度と戻ってこなかった
BACK INTO ENGLISH
South Parker went to r/tifu and never came back
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
