YOU SAID:
Sorry Sir I have farted
INTO JAPANESE
私はおならを申し訳ありません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am sorry for the fart
INTO JAPANESE
オナラすみません
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I'm sorry about the farts
INTO JAPANESE
オナラが残念です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm sorry for the farts
INTO JAPANESE
オナラすみません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm sorry about the farts
INTO JAPANESE
オナラが残念です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm sorry for the farts
it is unlikely that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium