YOU SAID:
Sorry my dog ate your cat and is now poopin out hair
INTO JAPANESE
すみません、私の犬はあなたの猫を食べて、今は髪の毛をうんざりさせています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm sorry, my dog ate your cat and now I'm sick of my hair
INTO JAPANESE
すみません、私の犬はあなたの猫を食べました、そして今私は私の髪にうんざりしています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm sorry, my dog ate your cat, and now I'm sick of my hair
INTO JAPANESE
すみません、私の犬はあなたの猫を食べました、そして今私は私の髪にうんざりしています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm sorry, my dog ate your cat, and now I'm sick of my hair
That didn't even make that much sense in English.