YOU SAID:
sorry im late, i just didn't want to come today photoshop unicorns dont care blank stare translation shane dason
INTO JAPANESE
申し訳ありませんが遅く遅く、私は今日来たいとは思わなかった
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm sorry but late late, I did not think I wanted to come today
INTO JAPANESE
すみませんが遅く遅く、私は今日来たいとは思わなかった
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Sorry I am late and late, I did not think I wanted to come today
INTO JAPANESE
すみません、私は遅刻します、私は今日来たいと思っていませんでした
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I'm sorry, I will be late, I did not want to come today
INTO JAPANESE
すみません、私は遅れるでしょう、私は今日来たくありませんでした
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm sorry I will be late, I did not want to come today
INTO JAPANESE
すみません、私は遅くなるでしょう、私は今日来たくありませんでした
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm sorry I will be late, I did not want to come today
That didn't even make that much sense in English.