YOU SAID:
Sorry I was in hospital sick after eating a carrot that fell in toilet even though I dried it off with a paper towel but now i back megan
INTO JAPANESE
申し訳ありませんが入院していた病気にもかかわらずペーパー タオルで拭き、ミーガンの戻りましょうトイレに落ちたニンジンを食べた後
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Despite the ill were hospitalized sorry wiping with a paper towel, after eating carrots fell into the toilet back Megan
INTO JAPANESE
病気にもかかわらず、ニンジンを食べて戻ってミーガンのトイレの落ちたあとに、紙タオルで入院として申し訳ありませんが拭く
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Wipe the disease despite eating the carrot back, Megan toilet fell sorry for hospitalization with a paper towel
INTO JAPANESE
ミーガン トイレに落ちた紙タオルで入院のため申し訳ありませんが、ニンジンを食べるにもかかわらず病気を拭く
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Wipe the disease, even though eating carrots with a paper towel to Megan fell sorry for hospitalization,
INTO JAPANESE
病気を一掃、ミーガンにペーパー タオルでにんじんを食べることにもかかわらず落ちた入院、申し訳ありませんが
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The hospital fell despite the fact that Megan eating carrots with a paper towel, wipe out the disease, I'm sorry
INTO JAPANESE
病院落ちたという事実にもかかわらずペーパー タオルでニンジンを食べ、ミーガン、私は申し訳ありませんが、病気を一掃
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Despite the fact that the hospital fell eat carrots with a paper towel, Megan, I'm sorry, but wipe out disease
INTO JAPANESE
病院落ちたがペーパー タオル、ミーガンは、ニンジンを食べることにもかかわらず申し訳ありませんが、けど、病気を一掃
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Hospital dropped paper towel, Megan, eat carrots though sorry, but wiping out the disease
INTO JAPANESE
病院ドロップ ペーパー タオル、ミーガンは、にんじんも申し訳ありませんが、病気をしかし拭き取り
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Hospitals drop paper towel, Megan, carrots too sorry, ill but wipes
INTO JAPANESE
病院ドロップ ペーパー タオル、ミーガンは、ニンジンも申し訳ありませんが、おしりふきが病気
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hospitals drop paper towel, Megan carrot too sorry, but disease wipes
INTO JAPANESE
病院ドロップ ペーパー タオル、ミーガン ニンジンも申し訳ありませんが、しかし病気のおしりふき
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hospitals drop paper towels, Megan carrot too sorry, but disease wipes
INTO JAPANESE
病院ドロップ ペーパー タオル、ミーガン ニンジンも申し訳ありませんが、しかし病気のおしりふき
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hospitals drop paper towels, Megan carrot too sorry, but disease wipes
That didn't even make that much sense in English.