YOU SAID:

Sorry I speak only English, like this is kinda impossible for me to be saying this right now. Oh my god i'm not speaking English! Mom! MOM!

INTO JAPANESE

申し訳ありませんが、私は英語だけを話します。これは、私が今これを言うことはちょっと不可能です。あらまあ、私は英語を話していないよ！ママ！ママ！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm sorry, I speak English only. This is a bit impossible for me to say this now. Oh well, I don't speak English! Mom! Mom!

INTO JAPANESE

すみません、私は英語しか話せません。これを私が今言うことは少し不可能です。まあ、私は英語を話せません！ママ！ママ！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm sorry, I can only speak English. This is a bit impossible for me to say now. Well, I can't speak English! Mom! Mom!

INTO JAPANESE

すみません、英語しか話せません。これは私が今言うことは少し不可能です。ええと、私は英語が話せません！ママ！ママ！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm sorry, I can only speak English. This is a bit impossible for me to say now. Well, I can't speak English! Mom! Mom!