YOU SAID:
Sonic makes me want to be fast like an elephant. I am lazy so i dont like Sonic. Mario for the win!
INTO JAPANESE
ソニックは私を象のように速くなりたくさせます。私は怠け者なので、ソニックは好きではありません。勝利のためのマリオ!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Sonic makes me want to be as fast as an elephant. I'm lazy, so I don't like Sonic. Mario for victory!
INTO JAPANESE
ソニックは私を象のように速くなりたいと思わせます。私は怠け者なので、ソニックは好きではありません。勝利のためのマリオ!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Sonic makes me want to be as fast as an elephant. I'm lazy, so I don't like Sonic. Mario for victory!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.