YOU SAID:

son, im gonna blow that darn look right of your stupid face.

INTO JAPANESE

息子、あなたの愚かな顔の右に見えるくそを吹くつもりです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Son, I'm going to blow a shit that looks to the right of your stupid face.

INTO JAPANESE

息子、私はあなたの愚かな顔の右側に見えるたわごとを吹くつもりです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Son, I'm going to blow a shit that looks to the right of your stupid face.