YOU SAID:
Sometimes you drink the milk and sometimes the milk drinks you.
INTO JAPANESE
ミルクを飲むこともあれば、ミルクを飲むこともあります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Sometimes I drink milk, sometimes I drink milk.
INTO JAPANESE
ミルクを飲むこともあれば、ミルクを飲むこともあります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Sometimes I drink milk, sometimes I drink milk.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.