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Sometimes when I'm sad I play my ukulele and sing silly songs to my dogs. I think they like it, but other times I'm not so sure. Maybe they secretly hate me like everyone else.
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時には私が悲しいときに私はウクレレを弾き、私の犬に馬鹿な歌を歌います。私は彼らがそれを好きだと思うが、それ以外の時はそれほど確かではない。たぶん、彼らは誰もがみんな私のことを秘密に憎んでいるのかも
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Sometimes when I'm sad I play the ukulele and sing a foolish song to my dog. I think that they like it, but at other times it's less certain. Perhaps they are everyone who secretly hates me either
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時には私が悲しいときに私はウクレレを弾き、私の犬に愚かな歌を歌います。私は彼らが好きだと思うが、それ以外の時はそれほど確実ではない。おそらく、彼らは私をひそかに憎む者
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When I was sad when I play the ukulele and sing that stupid song to my dog. I think they like, but it is so not sure. Perhaps, they secretly I hate
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私はウクレレを弾くし、私の犬にその愚かな歌を歌うとき、私は悲しかった。私は彼らのようなのでないはずだと思います。おそらく、彼らは密かに嫌い
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When I play the ukulele and sing that stupid song to my dog, I was sad. I think it should not because I like them. Perhaps, they secretly hate
INTO JAPANESE
私はウクレレを弾くし、私の犬にその愚かな歌を歌う、私は悲しかった。それが好きだからないと思います。おそらく、彼らは密かに憎む
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I play the ukulele and sing that stupid song to my dog, I was sad. I think not because I like it. Perhaps, they secretly hate
INTO JAPANESE
ウクレレを演奏し、私は悲しかった私の犬にその愚かな歌を歌います。好きだからないと思います。おそらく、彼らは密かに憎む
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I was sad my dog sing that stupid song, and playing the ukulele. I do not like is. Perhaps, they secretly hate
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私は悲しかった私の犬を歌うことの愚かな歌とウクレレを演奏します。私は好きではないです。おそらく、彼らは密かに憎む
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I played ukulele and singing the sad my dog stupid song. I like is not. Perhaps, they secretly hate
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ウクレレと悲しい犬愚かな歌を歌ってやった。私はないようです。おそらく、彼らは密かに憎む
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I did sing a ukulele and a sad dog stupid. I will not. Perhaps, they secretly hate
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私はウクレレと悲しい犬愚かを歌っていた。私はそうしません。おそらく、彼らは密かに憎む
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My ukulele and sang sad dog stupid. I will not do so. Perhaps, they secretly hate
INTO JAPANESE
私のウクレレと愚かな悲しい犬を歌った。私はそうしません。おそらく、彼らは密かに憎む
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Sang a sad dog stupid with my ukulele. I will not do so. Perhaps, they secretly hate
INTO JAPANESE
私のウクレレと愚かな悲しい犬を歌った。私はそうしません。おそらく、彼らは密かに憎む
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Sang a sad dog stupid with my ukulele. I will not do so. Perhaps, they secretly hate
You should move to Japan!