YOU SAID:
Sometimes when I eat glue I get sick
INTO JAPANESE
接着剤を食べると時々 私は病気になります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Eat the glue and sometimes I become ill.
INTO JAPANESE
接着剤を食べるし、病気なります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Disease, and eat the glue.
INTO JAPANESE
病気、接着剤を食べる。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Ill eat glue.
INTO JAPANESE
病気は、接着剤を食べる。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Ill eat the glue.
INTO JAPANESE
病気は、接着剤を食べる。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Ill eat the glue.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.