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sometimes when i can’t sleep i think of the puppies sitting on the sides of the roads that were probably poopoo heads and i smile to myself knowing they got their poopoo karma

INTO JAPANESE

眠れないときは、道路の脇に座っている子犬のことを思い出し、おそらくうんちの頭だったのを思い出し、自分に微笑みかけます。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

When I can't sleep, I think of the puppy sitting on the side of the road, maybe it was a poop head, and I smile at myself.

INTO JAPANESE

眠れないときは、道端に座っている子犬のことを考えて、うんち頭だったのかもしれません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Maybe I was poop-headed thinking about the puppy sitting on the side of the road when I couldn't sleep.

INTO JAPANESE

眠れないときに道端に座っている子犬のことを考えてうんちをしていたのかもしれません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Maybe I was pooping thinking about the puppy sitting on the side of the road when I couldn't sleep.

INTO JAPANESE

眠れないときに道端に座っている子犬のことを考えてうんちをしていたのかもしれません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Maybe I was pooping thinking about the puppy sitting on the side of the road when I couldn't sleep.