YOU SAID:
Sometimes the things that go bump in the night are your room-mate trying to investigate the things that go bump in the night.
INTO JAPANESE
時には夜にぶつかるものは、夜にぶつかるものを調査しようとしているあなたのルームメイトです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Sometimes what bumps into the night is your roommate who is trying to investigate what bumps into the night.
INTO JAPANESE
時には夜にぶつかるのは、夜にぶつかるものを調査しようとしているルームメイトです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Sometimes it's the roommates who bump into each other at night who are trying to investigate what they bump into at night.
INTO JAPANESE
時には、彼らが夜に何にぶつかるかを調査しようとしている夜にぶつかり合うルームメイトです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Sometimes they are roommates who bump into each other at night trying to investigate what they bump into at night.
INTO JAPANESE
時には、彼らは彼らが夜に何にぶつかるかを調査しようとして夜にぶつかり合うルームメイトです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Sometimes they are roommates who bump into each other at night trying to investigate what they bump into at night.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.