YOU SAID:

sometimes the earth collapses and says, "man i hate myself and the tiny things on me." then shoots herself.

INTO JAPANESE

時々、地球は崩壊して、「私は私を憎み、私の上にある小さなことを憎む」と言います。それから自分自身を撃ちます。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Sometimes the earth collapses and says, "I hate me and hate the little things above me. Then I shoot myself.

INTO JAPANESE

時々地球は崩壊して言って、「私は私を憎み、私の上のささいなことを憎みます。それから私は自分自身を撃ちます。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Sometimes the earth collapses and says, "I hate me and hate the little things above me. Then I shoot myself.